And he saith unto them, "I shall halt the temperatures of the Earth."
- First Book of Obama, 6:13

Obama Promises To Halt Global Temperatures, Also Locate Fountain of Youth:
He’ll be helped along with his plan by the Easter Bunny, while flying unicorns will deliver him to future climate change meetings. He would’ve promised world peace and the creation of a tonic for immortality but he didn’t want to seem too ambitious in his first six months....
We know politicians in general, especially "progressive" politicians, aren't too keen on free speech. Today, they even have the audacity to label anyone who disagrees with Big Government - a terrorist! These Big Government advocates now openly support their extremist positions, aimed directly at controling our lives!
From the moment she was named the Republican VP candidate, the progressive-Left launched into a non-stop attack of pure hate. Unable to win in the "arena of ideas," these "progressive" sheep blindly adopted Saul Alinsky's twisted tactics, even stooping so low as to attack her new-born baby:
Continuing the quest "to Get a Million Hits in Less Than a Year," today's Rule 5 post goes All-American!














