Under your definition, I–someone who believes in a free market-based health care system–am espousing ‘fishy’ views [your DHS did certify me, after all, a 'Rightwing (sic) Extremist'].

Under my definition of the word, everything members of the Administration have said about the current and proposed Health Care System is not simply fishy, but rotten fishy.

However, as the President put it so succinctly: ‘I won’. Therefore I must conclude that your fishy definition of ‘fishy’ is the one that you abide by [for the moment--you are relativists, after all, and proud of it] and this is the definition you want us to apply in these denunciations.

Therefore, herewith, wherein, and heretofore, I turn my self in as a purveyor of ‘fishy’ views with the understanding that I will immediately be classified in your database as ‘UNMUTUAL’ [I would only request that the number you assign me is '6'].

I know that after proper re-education, I will be able to say with pride: ‘It is all right, everything is all right, the struggle is finished. I have had won a victory over myself. I love Big Brother’. I also know that, at that point, I will be declared an ‘unperson’.

Awaiting speedsend to joycamp, I remain…
Robert Oswald Belvedere, American