Yeah ... right.

The following video sums up bi-partisanship perfectly, but before you make the jump, let me get out my decoder for further explanation.

Bi-partisanship:

Washington-speak: We're going to put our differences aside and work together to get things done.

Decoded: We don't give a rats behind what you so-called "we the people" think.  We're going to do whatever we think will best entrench our power at your cost.