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Nancy Pelosi Admits She is Clueless
Nancy Pelosi admitted that she is clueless about the ACORN prostitution scandal. The Senate already voted to de-fund ACORN and the Census Bureau has cut ties, but Pelosi still has no idea any of it has gone on. Where has she been? I guess she only gets her news from the NY Times and MSNBC.

A Racist Under Every Bed?
The Democrats in the House, Senate, members of the Administration, and the mainstream media all repeat the mantra “opposition to Obama is racism.” The turns of phrase are different, but the claim rings clear…any opposition to one man’s policies are a sure sign of racism. Oppose single payer-racist! Oppose buyouts and government control of banks, auto companies, and medical care…racist!

The left has gone to the length of dragging out Jimmy Carter, the most failed President in history (for now), to repeat the leftist mantra of racism. Of course, they have to gloss over all of Carter’s anti-Semitic comments in recent years, but since when has the left or their minions in the MSM been honest?

The World of Socialized Medicine
Obamarx and his minions keep pushing this hideous piece of legislation that isn’t worth the toilet paper it’s written on despite the cries from concerned American citizens. The left is always pointing out the examples of Britain and Canada to support their argument. They may want to rethink that strategy.

Massachusetts House Leftists Vote To Change Succession Law (That They Changed In 2004 To Screw Republicans) In Order To Screw Republicans Again
The Massachusetts House of Representatives has given initial approval to a bill allowing Gov. Deval Patrick to name an interim appointment to the Senate seat left vacant by the death of Edward Kennedy last month.

Besides dressing up in drag and leading teenaged guerilla fighters against Commie invaders, I mean.
If we’re doing mass moonwalks in honor of Michael Jackson’s passing… what sort of remembrance will do for the late Patrick Swayze?

When A Man Loves A Woman
In what is simultaneously the most unpredictable and least surprising piece of news that I’ve read in a long time (trust me, it’ll become clearer as you read), it turns out that Iran supposedly carries out more sex-change operations than any other country aside from the home of the lady-boy, Thailand.

Samurai Delicatessen, Jersey-guy style
Expecting trouble Mr. Pontolillo armed himself with a samurai sword. He confronted an intruder in the garage, asked him what he was doing there, and threatened to call the police ... The intruder's left hand was nearly severed -- Guglielmi described it as "hanging on by a thread" -- and the man suffered a severe cut to the upper body. The 49-year-old suspect, whom police described as a habitual offender, died at the scene.

Nancy Pelosi Has Well and Truly Lost It, and That’s Dangerous.
Let me tell you what’s dangerous. It’s not the people who have been taking to the streets for the past month non-violently exercising their free speech and discharging their responsibility as citizens to make sure their elected officials know what is expected of them. They are doing what citizens are supposed to do — what citizens have always done in our country ...

The real danger in this country right now are addle-pated fools like Pelosi who spout slanders against decent people like you and I breathe air. The danger is from a Democratic Party whose leaders and elder “statesmen” can not go two days without calling well over half the country stupid, racist tools.

Once Upon an ACORN: Why ACORN’s Internal Audit is a Sham
Since it’s a fairy tale, let me tell the story the fairy tale way:

Once upon a time there was a group called the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN). It was run, and continues to be run today, by very bad people who do very bad things while they pretend to make America a better place.

Mischa Barton
Out of the loony bin and into lingerie ...

A Note to His Bedwetting Liberal Friends
Compare and contrast: That oh-so-classy Alan Colmes who gets oh-so-many extra props for being oh-so-civilized and observing proper rules of decorum and enjoying sophisticated good-natured calm cool and collected exchanges of ideas with his good friend Hannity…

MEET THE NEW POINT PERSON, SAME AS THE OLD CZAR
The term 'Czar' is, it seems, becoming as radioactive as the term 'liberal' became in the 1990's, so our dear friends on the Left are doing what they do best: using another name to describe the exact same thing. You know, one day 2 + 2 = 4, another day it = 5.

Triple-snort-worthy: White House “distances” itself from ACORN
Choking. Up. With. Laughter.

Barack Obama can no more disown ACORN than he could disown his own shadow.

He IS ACORN. And ACORN is him. The “accountability” that White House flack Robert Gibbs says they take “extremely seriously” doesn’t extend to Team Obama itself — and the accountability they have evaded for pouring more than $800,000 into an ACORN front group for campaign advance work that was mysteriously re-classified as “get-out-the-vote” work.

Meredith Viera contemplates murder on The Today Show
QUOTE OF THE YEAR:

"You have to be pretty stupid to make Mereidth Viera sound like an actual reporter and this woman accomplishes that task masterfully." - Monique Stuart

And who's the most clueless of them all?

Charles Johnson of Little Balls Green Footballs!
A control freak gone berserk, a radioactive psyche in Chernobyl meltdown mode. He's gone bonkers. Wacko. Zany. Froot Loops. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Get out your thesaurus and look up "insane" -- pick a word, any word -- whatever your favorite synonym for "crazy," that'll do just fine. He's nucking futz.

ROTFLMAO!