What's with all this feminism anyways?

Feminists We’re Not Out To Offend. Just to be perfectly clear, this blog totally supports Pamela [Geller] and anyone else standing up to tyranny.

The targets of the National Offend a Feminist Week, in stark contrast, are the gutless mewlers who have attacked Western civilization and human rights to coddle up to the parade of thugs who hate us.

How will Hillary break on the issue? It remains to be seen.

Offend A Feminist: Repealing The 19th Amendment! In addition to arguing for the repeal of the 16th [income tax imposed] and 17th [Senators popularly elected] Amendments to The Constitution, I believe that the 19th [guaranteeing the right of women to vote] should be overturned. Some reasons why follow in no particular order…

First They Came For The Ocean

. . . but I was not the ocean:
Then they came for the trees, but I was not a tree:
Then they came for Britney, but I was not Britney, at least, not without a pile of cash and some heavy props

So, You’re A Feminist, Isn’t That Cute! To be honest, there are so many things wrong with the feminazi movement, I won’t begin to lay it out. The damn thing is close to 60 years old and as worn as my Vans. (The shoes, not the vehicle.) They have made caricatures of themselves and for that, a little light-hearted poke in the eye never hurt anyone. Unless you actually poke them in the eye. Which of course I’m not advocating here. That would be unprovoked violence, which I abhor. You’re not even reading this any more are you? I’m just wasting pixels ...

Men, train your women. It’s time for men to start training women.

Yes, you read right.

Once upon a time, a man was the head of his home. He was the authority figure, he was in charge. Thanks to feminism, he’s now often lower on the totem pole than the family dog. And it has just got to stop. It’s bad for the marriage and it’s bad for the children. Wives need husbands who are smart and strong that they can respect as an equal. They don’t need a doormat. Kids need a father they can trust and look up to as an authority figure.

Contrary to feminist doctrine, women can’t do it all. Men need to start stepping up to the plate and fulfilling their rightful roles as husbands and fathers. This doesn’t mean become a dictator like Mistress Marianne over there. It means being fair but firm, bending to her wisdom when you know your wife is right and standing strong when you know that you are. Throwing a temper tantrum when you don’t get your way is not how you’ll accomplish taking back control.

Like I said, you’ve got to train your women. Go slowly. Conquer one thing at a time. If she bites your head off about getting the wrong sausage, sweetly tell her, “You’re right. Next time I won’t do you the favor of getting something from the store for you,” and just walk away. If she explodes, ignore her. You’ll have to condition her to realize that, like a two-year-old, threats, tears, and temper tantrums won’t work anymore. Rising to her histrionics teaches her that it still works, and that she can still get to you. You, as the man and the head of the household, have to rise above it. Start being more involved in the decisions in the household, from parenting to cleaning to money. Letting her run everything shows that you can’t handle it and that she’s stronger than you are. Step up, take some of the responsibilites, and earn her respect. Taking control in the bedroom is key, too. If you let the woman control how often you have sex, she’s really won right there.

Only then can you have a happy, healthy, fulfilling marriage. Marriages with domineering, alpha-female dictators are doomed to either fail or to be unhappy. If you love your wife, you owe it to her to be the man she deserves, someone strong, wise, and loving, who can be at the head of the family.

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And once again, I realize how wise my Grandfather was. So, granddad, if you are reading this blog in heaven, understand that I appreciate your wisdom, I miss your guidance, your spirit, and your collards and cornbread too. You were right, I will never understand women. Especially Liberal anchor women. But, granddad, if they do have internet up there, please check out what another great Southerner has to say about Ms. Brewer, it will make you laugh, as it made me laugh.

Why Women Are Unhappy. I'm neither an economist nor a psychologist, but I'll join the conversation with my own armchair analysis. Another theory could be that the feminist movement taught women to see themselves as victims of an oppressive patriarchy in which their true worth will never be recognized and any success is beyond their reach.

Feminist organizations such as the National Organization for Women held consciousness-raising sessions where they exchanged tales of how badly some man had treated them. Grievances are like flowers -- if you water them, they will grow, and self-imposed victimhood is not a recipe for happiness.

Another theory could be the increase in easy divorce and illegitimacy (now 40 percent of American births are to single moms), which means that millions of women are raising kids without a husband and therefore expect Big Brother government to substitute as provider. The 2008 election returns showed that 70 percent of unmarried women voted for Barack Obama, perhaps hoping to be beneficiaries of his "spread the wealth" policies.

The feminists whine endlessly using their favorite word "choice" in matters of abortion, but they reject choice in gender roles. The Big Mama of feminist studies, Simone de Beauvoir, said: "We don't believe that any woman should have this choice. No woman should be authorized to stay at home to raise her children ... precisely because if there is such a choice, too many women will make that one."

The feminists have carried on a long-running campaign to make husbands and fathers unnecessary and irrelevant. Most divorces are initiated by women, and more women than men request same-sex marriage licenses in Massachusetts so that, with two affirmative-action jobs plus in vitro fertilization, they can create a "family" without husbands or fathers.

The Allure Of The Trashy Girl. They will do anything ...

Most “trashy” girls are as edgy as they look. In Michelle McGee’s case, she has tattoos all over her body -- even on her face. This is good for two reasons. Either she doesn’t care what people think about her or she is one that strives for acceptance. If she doesn’t care, then she’s free for anything as long as it satisfies her needs. Opposite to that, if the tattoos are a way of fitting in, then she will look for acceptance from men (you) too. What’s the one thing that satisfies every man on earth? Dumb question.

What say you?