Tony Romo just dumped Jessica Simpson, so I'm callin' dibs!
Ahhh ... a dream come true ... me and Daisy Duke at last! 
Tony Romo Takes Jessica Simpson for a Ride in the Old Dump Truck
Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are reportedly no longer dating, having broken up some time at the end of last week, according to a breaking newz report today in PEOPLE magazine.
And, according to the mag, the deal went down as awkwardly as possible, with Romo skipping out on Simpson's birthday party to kick it with his boys. This was, presumably, because Simpson had a "Ken and Barbie" themed party planned, which generally will kill off any relationship.
I mean, really, though -- who thought this was going to end in some happily-ever-after styled celebrity wedding? ... Because I'm not seeing a lot of hands raised, I'll assume you will all quickly agree with me that the Romessica relationship was nothing short of annoying for sports fans.
So far, so good … she even has a cute pet name for me – stalker.
Uh, er, uh, well, you see……um, oh my……
I’m married……but uh, well, ahhhhh…….can we call a time out?? Or some special dispensation………? I suppose not……so, uh, I’ll live vicariously through your efforts, Classic.
Good luck. And God’s speed…….
Seriously, if I could date Jessica Simpson, I go to a party dressed as Teddie Ruxpin. Who cares what she asks of you? She is frickin’ awesome and very wealthy!
Romo has cash and get get a lot of women so screw him.