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Seriously, if I could date Jessica Simpson, I go to a party dressed as Teddie Ruxpin. Who cares what she asks of you? She is frickin' awesome and very wealthy!
Romo has cash and get get a lot of women so screw him.
Uh, er, uh, well, you see......um, oh my......
I'm married......but uh, well, ahhhhh.......can we call a time out?? Or some special dispensation.........? I suppose not......so, uh, I'll live vicariously through your efforts, Classic.
Good luck. And God's speed.......
So far, so good ... she even has a cute pet name for me - stalker.