Saturday seems to be coming around faster and faster ... I hope it has nothing to do with that old saying, "time goes by faster as you get older." Anyways ... It's Rule 5 Saturday!
**How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog in Less Than a Year!**
For some reason or other, I have the sneaking suspicion ... that a certain commenter believes Mila Kunis meets the "pretty girl" qualifications of a Rule 5 post. And per usual, he's right!
I'm not arguing with a man of such superb intellect and exquisite taste ... so enjoy! But first, a word from Paco, the Rule 5 Culture Czar:
The lovely Dorothy Dandridge and Bonus beauty, Jane Russell.
From The TCOTS RULE 5 COMPLIANCE COMMITTEE, we have JACQUELINE BISSET, DAWN WELLS, and a Mysterious Belly Dancer! Bob, you may want to check out this belly roll. I'm just sayin' ... a special shout-out to Professor Douglas, with 'Spot the Hottie' at the Recess Rally in Orlando Florida! And it's Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup.
Mila Kunis and the Infamous Rule 5!
Mila Kunis (32-25-32) is an actress most well-known for her role as Jackie Burkhart, the high-maintenance chick, on That 70's Show. Mila is also the voice of Meg Griffin on The Family Guy.
Milena Markovna Kunis was born in Kiev, Ukraine, in the Soviet Union, on August 14, 1983. Her family moved to Los Angeles in 1991. Her mother Elvira, is a physics teacher and drug store manager, and her father Mark Kunis, is a mechanical engineer and cab company executive. She also has an older brother.
***The VodkaPundit is starting to see the fallacy of IP laws. He can't get "WKRP in Cincinatti" (and Loni Anderson of course), because it's too expensive to license all the songs. Fausta's Mad about the Mad Man. She also has a game of 'spot the hottie' in a burst of Latin color. And Fishervill Mike reports on Shania Twain.***
Because Bob Barker would talk so slow, Mila found watching The Price Is Right to be the best method for learning English. She attended Hubert Howe Bancroft Middle School as well, but once she was cast for the part of Jackie, Mila was taught mostly by on-set tutors.
Yeah, so she ain't perfect ...
Kunis took her first acting classes at age 9 after school at the Beverly Hills Studios, where she met her first and current manager. From there, is wasn't long before Mila started appearing in print-ads, catalogs, and TV commercials. She got her first TV role as Hope Williams on an episode of uber-soap opera Days of our Lives.
***She's back ... Blogging hottie HotMES returns to Rule 5, with Kourtney Kardashian! Troglopundit brings us Erin Andrews in GQ magazine, and the gorgeous Gina Carano, "the Danica Patrick of women’s mixed martial arts!"
Rightofcourse, is Helping Britain fight back with Rule #5, and Nation of Cowards brings the muscle to the fight by asking: "What's the one thing that makes a patriotic hottie even hotter?" And Power Line provides some excellent coverage of the Miss Universe pageant.***
Mila also landed a minor role on 7th Heaven and supporting movie roles in Santa with Muscles; Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves; and Gia, in which Mila Kunis played Gia Carangi (Angelina Jolie)'s younger self. Then in 1998, she was cast for the series That 70's Show.
The casting staff in charge of auditioning the roles were specific in that everyone auditioning must be at least 18 years old. So being only 14 at the time, Mila simply told the staff she was turning 18 "on her birthday." Kinda like "it depends of what the meaning of the word is, is." After winning the part they kept her even though she lied about her age, adding that they thought she was "creative" in gaining the audition.
Mila Kunis has also appeared in music videos like Aerosmith's "Jaded", Vitamin C's "The Itch", The Strokes' "The End Has No End", and Mams Taylor feat. Joel Madden's "LA Girls." Also appearing with the rest of the cast of That '70s Show, in the video for Cheap Trick's "In The Street" and Kiss' "Rock and Roll All Nite".
***While Jeffords takes a look at Hollywood remakes, Morgan Freeburg hits the lab, to answer the question, "Do Water Soluble Bikini Really Work?" You may want to review his reserch more than once. Maybe Beyonce Knowles and Carly Zucker will help! Rule 5 Sunday -- Barbara Bouchet and Spandex Deeeelight!***
Kunis has also been in Get Over It opposite Kirsten Dunst, American Psycho 2 with William Shatner, After Sex, Boot Camp, and Moving McAllister. Her break-out movie performance was in her role as Rachel Jansen, in Forgetting Sarah Marshall in 2008. Also that same year, she starred opposite Mark Wahlberg in Max Payne, playing the character Mona Sax.
Any time you can post a picture of Elisha Cuthbert ...
Conservative Celebrity Hotties!
Could you hand me that left-handed screwdriver ...
Random Mila Kunis Trivia:
- guest-starred in two episodes of Grounded for Life in 2004.
- she was in the movie Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005).
- height: 5'3.
- sign: Leo.
- hobby: Going to Aerosmith concerts.
- has been dating actor Macaulay Culkin since 2002.
- she's a fan of the inter-web game World of Warcraft.
- you may have seen her in Maxim Magaine.
Upcoming Movies:
- Tom Cool (2009).
- Zombieland (2009).
- Extract (2009).
- Book of Eli (2010).
- Date Night (2010).
- The Telegraph.co.uk, features From Andress to Alba: the top ten ultimate bikini goddesses.
- Shilpa Shetty, Bollywood Actress, Endorses Bloomberg At India Day Parade (VIDEO).
