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National Offend A Feminist Week: Is She Insensitive? You and I both know that hardcore, bra-burning, tobacco chewing feminism is about taking yourself and your cause so seriously that pointing out the ‘ludicrous and farcical’ aspects of it would be like mentioning to Al Gore that he’s as worthy of an Oscar and a Nobel as he was the presidency.

Is it that time of year already? Fact is, Feminuts want to empower themselves, at the expense of women. Just as the leadership of the NAACP, and Je$$e Jackson, and Al Sharpton are race pimps, N.OW. and their ilk are gender pimps. Doing their best to keep women in line, and supporting them ONLY if they make pre-approved choices that the Feminuts are OK with.

The Bete Noire of Feminism: "What began as a movement of eccentric individualists has turned into an ideology that attracts weak personalities who are looking for something to believe in." Or, she adds, someone to blame: to her, rape is a dreadful crime, but women who make their accusations years later -- not to mention those who complain of date rape and sexual harassment -- are deluded.

National Offend a Feminist Week 2010! Well gee, that shouldn’t be too difficult. Just say you respect men, deny that the patriarchy exists, believe you can make your own way without the help of feminism, be pro-life, and suggest its bad for women to whore around with any guy whenever and where they want to. Bam! Feminists will be offended.

In all seriousness, this sounds like a GREAT idea. And since I am a Jessica Valenti-certified anti-feminist, I’m 100% on board.

VIDEO: Jay Leno Manages Not to Drool While Interviewing Ashley Graham

National Offend a Feminist Week. I like the look of this. It’s freedom. And I got a gut feel that the folks who are going to contribute the best ideas for this noble effort, around here, are going to be the females.

I would hope the best ideas are going to be the ones that have to do with fun. Wait until a feminist is anti-fun…which isn’t much waiting at all…and then be pro-fun.

Whine, Womyn, and Thongs: The goals of feminism were always brilliant in their clarity: Convince women that they were an oppressed class that should agitate for political change. Hold out the promise that political change would yield a world of greater freedom that would eventually bring them greater happiness.

This project has failed ... Instead, the feminist movement of the 1960s and 1970s gave us a steady stream of women’s complaints disguised as manifestos; institutionalization in the form of women’s studies on college campuses; and a brand of female sexual power so promiscuous that it celebrates everything from prostitution to nipple piercing as a feminist act—in other words, whine, womyn, and thongs.

It is not a surprise that the feminist movement of the late 20th century morphed into vanity and voyeurism rather than sustained political action. Its notions of women as a class were never inclusive. It had little room for women who couldn’t or wouldn’t embrace the Manichean worldview of organized feminism, and no place at all for women whose views rested on the more conservative end of the political spectrum.

It’s National Offend a Feminist Week 2010

If you’re a woman, it’s important you understand upfront where your proper place is:

‘When I say I want my martini extra dry, baby, I mean extra dry’.

‘Sweetheart, get in the passenger side. I’ll drive. I want us to get there in one piece.’

Offend a feminist week: [M]y first brush with feminism was when I was in high school, circa 1974 ish. I was preparing to step onto the school bus, but noticed a girl behind me also waiting. I stopped, slightly bowed (ala Obama to the local dictator thug) and said “After you.”

She nearly bit my head off. I don’t recall the exact words, but I remember the venom in her voice. Something to the effect of, “You male chauvinist pig! I don’t need you to let me go first!”

[H]er actions seared into my brain. I never again gave a shit what any so-called feminist thought, said or did. And I looked for every instance to piss them off. [Real women, such as my wife and daughter, I'd walk through fire for them.]

Hot Damn [Gallery], It’s National Offend A Feminist Week Again!

Top 10: Signs She's A Bitch: Excessively dominant women may, in fact, mean well. They may even think that they're helping people. They honestly believe that their way is better, but due to personal insecurities or naivety, they come off as domineering. The bitch, on the other hand, is pure evil. She cares for no one but herself. She gladly tramples her way through every situation, not caring about who she hurts along the way. She's just about getting what she wants. To make matters worse, even when her demands are met, she's never satisfied with anything.

No.10 - She's self-centered

To a bitch, the only person in the world of any importance is herself. Others are merely warm bodies who get in the way of her selfish pursuits. She is the only person affected by a tragedy. The only feelings worth considering are hers. A bitch is so obsessed with herself that she would rather get a manicure than visit your father in the hospital.

No one should have to tolerate this kind of superiority complex -- especially a good man, who tends to be the preferred victim of the bitch.