More Bread & Cirque du Links 1980's Rule 5 style!

Van Halen: 1984

Oh yeah, t-t-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell but I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this

Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher

I heard about your lessons but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lane, how can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this

Whoa! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher, woh

[Oh man, I think the clock is slow
What are you doin' this weekend?
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed]

Ooh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher

Sunday Pinup   Rule 5 Sunday   Gabriela Palacio

Kristen Stewart   Salma Hayek   Burkalesque Babes

Amit Freidman   Sofia Vergara   Camila Alves

Brandi Alexis   Lindsay Lohan   Danielle Bux

The Grinch   Our Dickensian Future   Reality Check

Hilary Duff   Christmas gift!   Denise Richards

Antonella Kruger   Christina Hendricks   Santa Simpson!

Tanit Phoenix   Celebrity Twitter!   Felicity Jones

Veena Malik   Wednesday Wenches   If All You See…

Kate Beckinsale   Daniela Pestova   Sassy Christmas

Adriana Lima   Sara Underwood   Laura Acuna

Emma Frain   Tamala Jones   Godsmack

Catherine Oxenburg   Tits & Tats   If All You See…

Maria Kozhevnikova   The SWASS Bowl   Wildest Swimsuits!

cautionary tales…   love (but not only)   and to all a good night…

Wednesday Hooker   'Technology Hump'   Nina Agdal

Eve Myles   Sparks   If All You See…

Shelley Conn   Big Boob Friday   Sex Sells!

Rule 5 News   Cali Logan   Roselyn Sanchez

If All You See…   Anna Torv   Gillian Anderson

Daveigh Chase   Hooker of the Week   Maria Sharapova

Kate Upton   Minnie Driver   Marion Cotillard

Nicole Williams   Cheerleader!   January Jones

Sassy Lasses   How-To Cool an Overheated Engine   Bonnie Jill Laflin

Kirsten Dunst   Maria Kamiyama   Kellie Pickler

Olivia Wilde   Tricia Helfer   Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Random Hotness   Lily Aldridge   Ali Landry

Katy Perry   Purple Bikini   Zoe Kravitz

If you have a Rule 5 post and I didn't link to you above, please send me your link(s) via email, or drop 'em in the comments below (more than 2 links per comment will end up in the spam folder) and I'll update with your links ASAP!