OK, so I'm not gonna lie kids, as we all debate the merits of Leno vs. O'Brien in this real life "The Late Shift" sequel, "Lopez Tonight" is turning into one of the most reliably hilarious destinations on late night. Yesterday, Jennifer Love Hewitt was his guest and in addition to talking about her big ass and bigger boobs, J. Love revealed a very private secret.
"After a break up, a friend of mine Swarovski crystalled my 'precious lady' and it shined like a disco ball. So I have a whole chapter in there about how women should va-jazzled their va-jay-jays," she told George Lopez.
Now, the most shocking thing about this statement is that, yes, Jennifer has written a book. It's called "The Day I Shot Cupid" and recalls the lessons she's learned about love throughout the years. It'd be like reading a Kirstie Alley diet book or a Mischa Barton "How To Succeed in Business" instructional tome. But I digress.